Archive

Hope my kids ask Santa for books . . .

Me, thinking to myself:

“I should write a blog post about all the books my kids are getting for Christmas . . .”

And then:

“But what if one of them reads my blog . . .”

Three seconds later:

“HAHAHAHAHA! Nobody reads my blog . . .”

Two seconds after that:

“HAHAHAHA! My kids can’t even read . . .”

Then:

“So why have I bought them so many books?”