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    November 23, 2014 11:28 pm
  • @MrsEPeter Ahhh! I’m not there! I couldn’t come until tomorrow!
    November 23, 2014 10:57 pm
  • @Keris @lele_calhoun Same.
    November 23, 2014 10:33 pm
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    November 23, 2014 10:17 pm
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    November 23, 2014 10:15 pm
  • @YAdultescent That's cool! I've stopped seeing them around here.
    November 23, 2014 10:13 pm
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    November 23, 2014 10:10 pm
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    November 23, 2014 10:10 pm
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    November 23, 2014 10:07 pm

What’s this? ANOTHER “Attachments” deleted scene? Is it your birthday?

Posted on March 27th, 2012

Read the original first page, a scene where Lincoln’s mother laments, then celebrates, then laments his new job. Including: Excellent career advice! References to eunuchs! Kittens! Nuns! Kidneys!

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It’s “Attachments” paperback release day! Celebrate with delicious deleted scenes . . .

Posted on March 27th, 2012

Meet Lincoln’s straight lesbian girlfriend! Play Addams Family Pinball! Get a little more Doris in your life!

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My mom reviews “Phantom Menace.”

Posted on March 10th, 2012

My mom watches “Episode I” for the first time, likes Liam, is offended by Jar-Jar, and worries about Natalie Portman’s career. Special appearance by Debbie Reynolds’s daughter.

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Hey, everybody, it’s an “Attachments” deleted scene!

Posted on December 10th, 2011

A special “Star Trek”-flavored deleted scene. I really liked this one. I wish I could remember why I cut it …

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