{Here I am on Twitter}
  • @mallelis @Basic_Chunnel This is such a beautiful post -- thank you for sharing it!
    September 2, 2014 4:37 pm
  • RT @mallelis: if you want to read something that is truly empathetic you're in luck, @Basic_Chunnel wrote about having autism radar http://…
    September 2, 2014 4:37 pm
  • @sxc_noodles Yes.
    September 2, 2014 4:19 pm
  • @goraina @geneluenyang I BELIEVE IT.
    September 2, 2014 3:38 pm
  • When you put goat's milk in your tea, you shouldn't be surprised that your tea tastes like goat's milk. ... And yet you are.
    September 2, 2014 3:36 pm
  • @teabookbliss My sister just cut them for me. Good luck!
    September 2, 2014 3:34 pm
  • @nick_lowe_ Nick, I won't be satisfied until your entire extended family has read my book.
    September 2, 2014 3:33 pm
  • I hope I'm reincarnated as something that gets more sleep.
    September 2, 2014 3:08 pm
  • RT @mountain_goats: No Fewer Than Three Directions
    September 2, 2014 2:16 pm
  • (Also, I meant diverse characters in books, not reading diversely.)
    September 2, 2014 1:33 pm

What’s this? ANOTHER “Attachments” deleted scene? Is it your birthday?

Posted on March 27th, 2012

Read the original first page, a scene where Lincoln’s mother laments, then celebrates, then laments his new job. Including: Excellent career advice! References to eunuchs! Kittens! Nuns! Kidneys!

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It’s “Attachments” paperback release day! Celebrate with delicious deleted scenes . . .

Posted on March 27th, 2012

Meet Lincoln’s straight lesbian girlfriend! Play Addams Family Pinball! Get a little more Doris in your life!

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My mom reviews “Phantom Menace.”

Posted on March 10th, 2012

My mom watches “Episode I” for the first time, likes Liam, is offended by Jar-Jar, and worries about Natalie Portman’s career. Special appearance by Debbie Reynolds’s daughter.

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Hey, everybody, it’s an “Attachments” deleted scene!

Posted on December 10th, 2011

A special “Star Trek”-flavored deleted scene. I really liked this one. I wish I could remember why I cut it …

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