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  • @frnkiebrwn I don't! But my friend @knottyyarn follows somebody. Danielle, who is your personal astrologist?
    October 25, 2014 11:22 pm
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    October 25, 2014 10:48 pm
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    October 25, 2014 7:53 pm
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    October 25, 2014 7:52 pm
  • @knottyyarn (Also, dude: I talked to you yesterday; I would have told you about a movie deal.)
    October 25, 2014 6:12 pm
  • @knottyyarn I didn't even mean to tease like that --- I'm sorry.
    October 25, 2014 6:12 pm
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    October 25, 2014 6:07 pm
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    October 25, 2014 6:04 pm

What’s this? ANOTHER “Attachments” deleted scene? Is it your birthday?

Posted on March 27th, 2012

Read the original first page, a scene where Lincoln’s mother laments, then celebrates, then laments his new job. Including: Excellent career advice! References to eunuchs! Kittens! Nuns! Kidneys!

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It’s “Attachments” paperback release day! Celebrate with delicious deleted scenes . . .

Posted on March 27th, 2012

Meet Lincoln’s straight lesbian girlfriend! Play Addams Family Pinball! Get a little more Doris in your life!

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My mom reviews “Phantom Menace.”

Posted on March 10th, 2012

My mom watches “Episode I” for the first time, likes Liam, is offended by Jar-Jar, and worries about Natalie Portman’s career. Special appearance by Debbie Reynolds’s daughter.

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Hey, everybody, it’s an “Attachments” deleted scene!

Posted on December 10th, 2011

A special “Star Trek”-flavored deleted scene. I really liked this one. I wish I could remember why I cut it …

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