{Here I am on Twitter}
  • @AHintofMystery Like we'd stolen it.
    April 18, 2014 8:46 pm
  • @AHintofMystery No. It's fundamentally wrong. When I went to the WW in Orlando, it was PACKED with overheated Brits&I felt like it was wrong
    April 18, 2014 8:46 pm
  • @novelsounds Let me think on it!
    April 18, 2014 8:34 pm
  • @stephkuehn @RLLaFevers @geneluenyang @SaraWillowNYC Congratulations!!
    April 18, 2014 8:30 pm
  • @novelsounds In my top five!
    April 18, 2014 8:30 pm
  • @xTemaa Ha! Thanks!
    April 18, 2014 8:16 pm
  • @LolzwithHolz hooray!!
    April 18, 2014 8:16 pm
  • You thought I was going to go with "Friday, I'm in Love." #zig
    April 18, 2014 8:16 pm
  • "Mint Car" is a pretty great Cure song for Friday afternoons when you're happy beyond reason.
    April 18, 2014 8:15 pm
  • @AHintofMystery WRONG.
    April 18, 2014 8:13 pm

My mom reviews “Phantom Menace.”

Posted on March 10th, 2012

My mom watches “Episode I” for the first time, likes Liam, is offended by Jar-Jar, and worries about Natalie Portman’s career. Special appearance by Debbie Reynolds’s daughter.


Hey, everybody, it’s an “Attachments” deleted scene!

Posted on December 10th, 2011

A special “Star Trek”-flavored deleted scene. I really liked this one. I wish I could remember why I cut it …


I went to see “Breaking Dawn,” and it burned my lizard brain.

Posted on November 19th, 2011

I went and saw “Breaking Dawn,” and then I wrote this review in some sort of fever dream. And now, when I think about it, I’m pretty sure that Divine was born to play Bella. SPOILER ALERT.


Welcome to my website. It’s okay if you never come back.

Posted on November 17th, 2011

I really mean that. Both parts.

First, welcome! This is my new website. It was designed by the lovely and amazing Cathy Solarana, and I’m extremely pleased with it. (I might actually start sewing tags like this into all of my clothes.)

There’s not a lot here yet, but there will be. I’ll be posting book news, links to my best Omaha World-Herald columns, lists, rants, recipes (not really recipes) – and I think I’m going to start recapping again. Definitely by the time Mad Men comes back. Maybe even this season of Glee, if I can get my act together.

Second … now that you’ve stopped by my new site to pay your respects, I will understand completely if you don’t want to hang out here all the time.